Have you ever noticed a “No Trespassing” sign nailed to a tree in a thickly wooded area? Chances are, you know what I’m talking about. Well, being the curious cat that I am, I conducted a rigorous amount of research as to why these signs are posted in such densely wooded landscapes. My studies led me to one conclusion and one conclusion only. Trespasses only come to rest on fairways and greens. Science.