Survival Oxymoron, Synthetic Cheese
$15.99
Doomsday’s Oxymoron is a square, non-PDGA-approved novelty disc molded in premium Synthetic Cheese plastic. It actually flies — unpredictably — and has a tendency to rise while spinning.
| Image | Color | Size | Stock | Price | Buy |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
 | #01 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #02 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #03 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #04 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #05 Orange | 181 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #06 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #07 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #08 Orange | 181 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #09 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #10 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #11 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #12 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #13 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #14 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #15 Orange | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #16 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #17 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #18 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #19 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #20 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #21 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #22 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #23 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #24 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #25 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #26 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #27 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #28 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #29 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 | |
 | #30 Yellow | 180 | 1 in stock | $15.99 |
The Oxymoron is Doomsday Discs taking disc design to its most absurd logical conclusion: a square disc. Non-PDGA-approved and proud of it, this novelty mold features a rounded inner rim for a grip that’s about as natural as a square object allows. It flies with unpredictable lift — enough that Doomsday invented their own flight number for it. Synthetic Cheese is a premium plastic with solid grip and a glossy finish built to outlast the apocalypse.
You may also like…
-
Clay Bags with Carabiner
$12.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageA handmade alternative to chalk, Sarah Gould’s Clay Bags are filled with a mix of clay stone and clay powder for a different kind of dry grip.
-
Halo Star Mamba
$20.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageInnova’s Halo Star Mamba delivers maximum turn, easy distance, and vibrant Halo plastic for slower arm speeds.
-
Total Eclipse Crave, Special Edition
$25.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageSpecial Edition Total Eclipse Craves! Holy crave! We take pictures of all these discs glowing too.
-
Chalky Bags XL
$16.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageThe Chalky Bags XL is a larger version of our #1 selling grip solution, handmade by Sarah Gould with twice the filling and a looser pack for better wind reads.
Related products
-
SuperGlow NXT Wizbee
$17.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageGateway’s Wizbee catch disc in NXT SuperGlow plastic charges up fast and lights the night. Built for after-dark play, dogs, and anyone who refuses to go inside.
-
Organic Hemp Wizbee
$14.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pagePDGA Approved sport / catch disc, resembling a fastback. Gateway’s Organic Hemp catch disc in a grippy, eco-conscious blend of hemp bioplastic and recycled rubber. Flexible, durable, and built to take a beating from dogs and disc golfers alike.
-
Discraft UltraStar, Star Wars
$14.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageUltraStars are the best ultimate discs. Period.
-
Discraft UltraStar, Umphrey’s McGee
$18.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product pageUmphrey’s on a frisbee! Heck yeah!
