Allowed at pools, ultimate keg parties, and at Maple Hill, which for some reason bans all glass. But their trash cans are full of glass, so evidently we have some rebels out there. Which brings me to a related point that’s maybe only related in my mind, but still, it’s about having rules. Here’s my rule about having rules: Don’t have rules you can’t enforce, because it erodes your authority when everybody breaks your rules. Simple, brilliant, I though of it. My larger point here is that my cousin Tom is an idiot, but you knew that already.